Kayak – a book by william nealy

Kayak, Neally.

Buy at Amazon

Buy at Abebooks

This book is, as you would expect, very funny indeed.  More unexpectedly, everything in it is actually true and useful. Understanding river features and flow is so much easier with lovingly-drawn diagrams of multiple doomed mini-paddlers, pre-trashing, post-trashing and during-trashing.

 This confirms everything you already suspected, namely. Rivers do contain

  •  Rolling pin machines for making the water flow
  •  Plugholes
  •  Watergoblins
  •  Giant hands which pop up and play basketball with your head.

Most topical at the moment, is the chapter on First Aid. I’ve copied the whole chapter here just for you:

“GO ON A FIRST AID COURSE”

Coincidentally, there is an aquatic first aid course in May at Liverpool Guild of students on the evenings of Mon 14th and Mon 21st May. If you would like to sign up for it, let me know xh

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: